Scene1:We were driving to school the other morning.
Lucy: Eww, mama.
Me: What's the matter?
Lucy: It smells like animal poop.
Me: Oh really, what kind of animal?
Lucy: Skunk poop!
Scene2: Driving to school a suicidal squirrel ran under my car.
Me: Oh NO No No NO No! (making a fuss)
Lucy: What happened Mama?
Me: Oh nothing, I'm just a little upset and hurt.
Lucy: Oh, Does your bottom burn?
Me: No baby
Lucy: Do you need a boo boo bunny?
Me: No baby, I'm okay.
Lucy: Do you need a bandaid?
Me: No baby, you are so sweet!