This is a Lucy Story. Maybe the funniest Lucy story that ever lived!
Scene: I was changing Preston's diaper.
Lucy: Mom, What is that?
Me: Well, that is a penis.
Lucy: I do not have a penis. I have a vagina.
Me: this is correct. Boys have a penis and Girls have a vagina.
Lucy: Does my dad have a Penis?
Lucy: Does my Uncle Ryan have a Penis?
Lucy: Does my friend Grant have a Penis?
Lucy: And I have a vagina?
Lucy: (after thinking about this for a few minutes) Mom?
Me: Yes baby.
Lucy: Does God have a Penis?
I told her yes but I really don't know.