I got on to Lucy for leaving some little toys out where Henry could get them. I might be a little dramatic but I told her if he eats them then HE WILL CHOKE AND HE WILL DIE! After saying this she responded, "Whew, that was a close one!"
We were all in the car and Jonathan was driving and Lucy shouted from the back, "Hey Dad, will you give mom a couple of driving lessons."
Jonathan has bringing Lucy to school in the morning. One day last week I picked Lucy up and I asked how she liked going to school with daddy. She said, "mom, a tractor got in front of us and was going real slow and they threw dirt on my dads car and (then she whispered) my dad said a bad word to them"....
I told Jonathan this story and he said, "I can't believe she would throw me under the bus."
A little boy yelled for Lucy to watch him while Jonathan was droping her off and Lucy watched and yelled back, "you look like a baby." - not in a mean way just a I'm not impressed with you way.
The other day Lucy said, "I don't like FREAKY boys, I like Cute boys." I told her 1. Don't say Freaky. 2. Don't like boys at all.