Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Mom Confessions...

Things I do that I shouldn't admit to...


1. One time Lucy was scared of Monsters under her bed and after putting her in bed 20 times I told her if she got out of bed again that monster was going to get her... She didn't get out again.

2. Speaking of sleep... I put a baby proof door handle on the inside of Henry's door so that he would quit visiting us during the night... If you ask him what happens at night he will say, " Mom traps me in my room at night".

3. Did y'all know that Chick-fil-a is closed sometimes during the week? Say Wednesday at lunch time.. closed.. weird, i know...

4. Henry knows on Saturday to not wake me up in the morning but he should wake up his sister instead. She knows how to work the tv...

5. I couldn't get fastpasses to see Anna and Elsa in Disney world so I'm going to tell Lucy that they are sick so I don't have to wait in a two hour line to see some teenagers dressed up...

6. Sometimes I hide from my kids in my closet. If they yell for me I don't answer. Jonathan caught me doing it the other morning and thought it was genius.

7. We run in the afternoon to get our exercise... or to get really tired.

8. We play "Mary Poppins" and I snap and the kids have to run put something away...

9. My kids love to show me their work they do at school. I rave about it but when they aren't looking it goes straight to the trash. Unless it has a hand print I don't keep it.

10. I make my kids have quiet time because Mama needs to shut her eyes just for a minute.


God is bigger than this and Jesus Can fix-it. 

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